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Today, whilst texting my boyfriend on the train, I noticed the woman sitting next to me staring intently at my phone. After letting my boyfriend know, he sent a message saying, "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gasped and screamed that I'm a "twisted dog-humping bitch." FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Some people should mind their own business.

#1 - On 03/26/2013 at 6:54am by Tito30

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You should've gone along with it to freak her out even more for laughs. Like wink at her or something.

#5 - On 03/26/2013 at 6:55am by Zestus

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