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Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26371) - you deserved it (6412) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/08/2013 at 9:13am - animals - by orely44 - France (Pays de la Loire)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Cats can often be assholes, and assholes often fart. The equation was right in front of you, just under the surface. You could've prevented this.

#5 - On 03/08/2013 at 12:37pm by ironichalibut

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I can visualize the cat saying, "I fart in your general direction" in an outrageous French accent.

They oughta make a movie like that!

#17 - On 03/08/2013 at 12:46pm by perdix

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