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Today, I came home to find that while my husband and children were mindlessly watching TV, one of our dogs got into the cupboard that stores the deep fryer. He got the lid off, ate all of the old oil and barfed everything up on the couch. FML

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Why do you have oil in the frier sitting in the cupboard??? It should always be drained before storing away

#6 - On 02/25/2013 at 10:13am by iemislayer

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wow if I was the husband and my wife came home to that she probably kill me for not noticing something like that.

#3 - On 02/25/2013 at 10:11am by starcable

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