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Today, I came home from a two-week vacation. When I walked into my house, I found cat poop everywhere. It took me several hours to clean it all up, and the house still smells terrible. The worst part is that I've never owned a cat in my life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26487) - you deserved it (1202)

On 02/09/2013 at 8:39pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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Run, the ninja cats have arisen! Hide the women and children!

#1 - On 02/10/2013 at 4:08am by LolPieRofl

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A cat-burglar perhaps?

#5 - On 02/10/2013 at 4:09am by alice_in_mordor

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