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Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

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On 02/07/2013 at 2:44pm - animals - by shaviTuT (woman) - Malaysia (Johor)

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That has got to be one of the grossest things ever

#1 - On 02/07/2013 at 8:27pm by maddygirl820

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That must have bugged you

#2 - On 02/07/2013 at 8:29pm by xoamy906

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