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Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29017) - you deserved it (5488)

On 01/13/2013 at 11:49pm - animals - by Abendigo77 (woman) - United States (California)

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But humans are animals. No?

#2 - On 01/14/2013 at 3:10am by LegendaryJacob7

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I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.

#1 - On 01/14/2013 at 3:09am by BRLHP

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