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Today, my dog died. We planned to get her cremated and keep the ashes. My sister put forward the idea of putting the ashes in our food so our dog can be "inside of us, always." She's completely serious. I'm scared to eat food from her now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31754) - you deserved it (1995)

On 01/02/2013 at 4:53pm - animals - by Anon. -

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Bury him. Bury him quickly.

#1 - On 01/03/2013 at 2:07am by irateyou

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Ask her if she realy wants to shit her own dog out.

#6 - On 01/03/2013 at 2:11am by cynicalhumanist

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