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Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22699) - you deserved it (5546)

On 12/27/2012 at 5:16am - animals - by DarkDisaster (woman) - United States

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Not everyday you get attacked by pussy

#3 - On 12/27/2012 at 1:03pm by flysniper77

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Your cats training to be a ninja.

#4 - On 12/27/2012 at 1:04pm by Shadow2193

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