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Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

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Ow, I've had that before. Good on ya for not de-clawing though

#3 - On 11/27/2012 at 5:39pm by verkaderk

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Am I the only one who sees the beauty in that?

#4 - On 11/27/2012 at 5:39pm by Give_Linux_A_Go

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