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Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML

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On 11/23/2012 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Just how realistic are his toy mice that you didn't realize that it was a real mouse.

#3 - On 11/23/2012 at 9:58am by indielove

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That wasn't very mice. :(

#4 - On 11/23/2012 at 9:58am by falloutboy97

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