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Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML

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On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

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What a catastrophe!

#3 - On 11/11/2012 at 11:06am by tmaq973

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Are you kitten me?

#4 - On 11/11/2012 at 11:06am by gc327072

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