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Today, I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week. We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy. Great, my dog is a racist. FML


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On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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#5 - On 10/02/2012 at 5:43am by brackaman

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I apologize for a saddening/serious comment, but she seems to have had a bad experience with black people. Abuse possibly?
Or your dog is totally racist.
You choose whichever you prefer.

#7 - On 10/02/2012 at 5:44am by JustKittyKat

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