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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house when we noticed her cat was missing. We saw it on the roof and so I thought I would try to look good by offering to go on the roof to retrieve it. The cat had climbed down when I got up there, and I have a fear of heights. Her mom had to help me down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10638) - you deserved it (20107)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:10am - animals - by screw the cat (man) - United States (Utah)

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To get in the mind of a pussy you must BECOME one.

#1 - On 07/24/2012 at 6:00am by jackassiddy

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At least you tried despite your fear, that's sweet!! Good job. Also your name up there made me LOL.

#4 - On 07/24/2012 at 6:01am by strawberrywine22

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