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Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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On 07/23/2012 at 12:31am - animals - by Lola -

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This is one of those times where more pussy isn't always the better option.

#3 - On 07/23/2012 at 6:00am by Airman1988

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I rather cats to humans too... *forever alone *

#4 - On 07/23/2012 at 6:01am by Khariau

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