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Today, my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy, which I said I would take care of while they went away. I sneezed last week and scared the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML

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On 07/22/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by whymegirl - United States (Massachusetts)

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Are you telling me you had a PUPPY outside not on a lead?

Or are you telling me you have lost a puppy inside your own home?

Either way, you are fucktarded. The poor puppy :(

#7 - On 07/22/2012 at 6:42am by DelphiCat

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Replace the pup before they return from the trip.

#2 - On 07/22/2012 at 6:33am by Betz

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