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Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 5:43am - animals - by Anna (woman) - United States (California)

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Unless you are a pirate then driving with a parrot on your shoulder is not allowed.

#1 - On 06/15/2012 at 9:21am by donkey79

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So, you got bitch slapped by a parrot?

#2 - On 06/15/2012 at 9:22am by white16sox

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