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Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8015) - you deserved it (27154)

On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada

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What comes around goes around eh?

#1 - On 04/09/2012 at 10:14am by AugustBurnsToast

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That's karma. Why don't you learn to piss on someone your own size.

#5 - On 04/09/2012 at 10:15am by hotPinklipstick

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