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Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30039) - you deserved it (3397)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

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Magikarp uses splash!
It was super effective

#1 - On 03/06/2012 at 2:50am by Trembelwick

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Well, Nemo and his friends did make quite a mess of the dentist office when he tried to escape. Could happen.

#6 - On 03/06/2012 at 2:53am by zingline89

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