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Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19240) - you deserved it (3036)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

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There's a shorter wait time at the vet.

#9 - On 02/11/2012 at 10:10am by zingline89

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