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Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24729) - you deserved it (2379)

On 01/28/2012 at 10:46am - animals - by tannarox - United States (California)

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My cat cuts off the heads and leaves them on my doorstep at night. I wake up to find mouse heads all in a row on my porch when I leave for school..

#11 - On 01/28/2012 at 12:35pm by Roevera

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did you taste it and find out what it was?

#1 - On 01/28/2012 at 12:29pm by disco2466

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