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Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML


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On 01/11/2012 at 2:47am - animals - by GrossedOut (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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That's fucking nasty

#1 - On 01/11/2012 at 9:59am by CoolRainbowdash

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Cook her a meal with it and leave it for her to find

#3 - On 01/11/2012 at 10:01am by smashmaster52

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