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Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31625) - you deserved it (3752) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Forget you, fuck that cat's life. On the other hand, being thrown into a bucket and covered in a pool of puke is a decent torture method I'm adding to my list. Thanks, OP!

#7 - On 01/05/2012 at 6:51pm by ShroomsOnAcid

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Somewhere God is on his throne laughing his ass off...

#11 - On 01/05/2012 at 6:52pm by reallytho3

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