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Today, my dad took me to the 'Super Butcher'. It's basically a warehouse turned into a giant, walk-in meat freezer, complete with headless pig carcasses. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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Unless he carried you in there or dragged you kicking and screaming, you have no excuse because you walked your own dumb ass into the place. With a name like "Super Butcher", what did you expect to find inside, daisies and rainbows?

#11 - On 12/14/2011 at 10:04am by DocBastard

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That's terrible! I'm curious tho, are you one of the vegetarians that are against animal slaughter?

#1 - On 12/14/2011 at 9:56am by joeytheman

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