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Today, I took my lunch break to buy my mom a pretty orchid. I took it to her apartment (to which I have a key), placed it on her coffee table with her card, and went back to work, pleased with my surprise. She called me later to ask why I got her a stick in a pot of dirt. Her cat ate the orchid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38739) - you deserved it (2530)

On 05/11/2009 at 12:06am - animals - by progressiveboink (woman) - United States (Texas)

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plethora, orchids run about $20-30 and the cat had eaten ALL of it. Not just the flowers...stem too. So I don't think it's going to grow back. Orchids are delicate. :)

#3 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:26am by randomoutburst

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Dude, it's a pot plant. It'll grow again.

#1 - On 05/11/2009 at 6:13am by plethora

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