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Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (15472)

On 11/15/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by yuck - United Kingdom (Bolton)

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Warning: lame joke below.

That mouse has his eye on you...

#2 - On 11/15/2011 at 1:05pm by sushi_samurai

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Evidently fear is not a factor for you!

#1 - On 11/15/2011 at 1:02pm by nancem

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