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Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31807) - you deserved it (11923)

On 11/06/2011 at 7:17am - animals - by dre_bro11 - Australia (New South Wales)

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If your gonna let it live then at least put it outside.

#1 - On 11/06/2011 at 1:05pm by crazyrunnergirl

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And you knew it was the same spider how?
Did you give it a name and name tag?

#10 - On 11/06/2011 at 1:14pm by Capt_Oblivious

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