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Today, it took me and my husband three hours to put our new book shelves together. It took our cat all of three seconds to knock it all down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18739) - you deserved it (3525)

On 10/21/2011 at 2:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

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That's Ninja Kitteh for you.

#1 - On 10/21/2011 at 7:10pm by YaboyVinnie

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Are you one of those couples who're like, fuck the instructions!

#12 - On 10/21/2011 at 7:17pm by saIty

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