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Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26150) - you deserved it (4567)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)

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Better than rope, duct tape and lube.

#2 - On 10/21/2011 at 6:00am by Beebow

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Try condoms, whip cream, chocolate, duct tape, and a pineapple that got me some weird looks and was the last time I shopped for my friends.

#6 - On 10/21/2011 at 6:03am by rothus66

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