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Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28740) - you deserved it (2381)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

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Steal his stuff and give it to charity. Well you can't stand seeing things that remind you of him.

#1 - On 09/27/2011 at 4:09pm by Blacksxe

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Another pussy that gets no attention. What a cruel world we live in.

#2 - On 09/27/2011 at 4:10pm by 13FTW

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