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Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML


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On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

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Steal his stuff and give it to charity. Well you can't stand seeing things that remind you of him.

#1 - On 09/27/2011 at 4:09pm by Blacksxe

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Go to the animal shelter. Explain that your ex said he can'tlive with your cat anymore and you had to choose. Then tell them your ex is moving out tomorrow. They'll probably give you your cat back and won't be able to stop laughing.

#8 - On 09/27/2011 at 4:12pm by sparxva

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