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Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21807) - you deserved it (2082)

On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

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Your brother is shocking.

#1 - On 09/18/2011 at 3:06am by Freeze

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I hope you didn't burn off the skin from your hands. If you did, take advantage of not having finger- prints.

#8 - On 09/18/2011 at 3:17am by GRRSOM

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