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Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37021) - you deserved it (23679)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:50am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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That's nasty.

#1 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:28pm by teehee520

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ewwww
but ive done that b4 except it hit my sister while on her bike XD

#2 - On 05/09/2009 at 4:29pm by nando92

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