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Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30886) - you deserved it (17591)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:50am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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