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Today, I was walking down the street when a police officer started walking behind me with his dog. I sped up and tried to cross the road. He took this as suspicious and got the dog to take me to the floor. I've been afraid of dogs since I was 5. FML

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On 09/09/2011 at 5:59am - animals - by D (man) - United Kingdom

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Yes, I would've preferred it if was something more gentle that had taken me down as well. Maybe a turtle perhaps? Or a sloth?

#2 - On 09/09/2011 at 10:01am by iAmScrubs

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That sucks .... Maybe you should've told the cop

#1 - On 09/09/2011 at 9:58am by davidisbeast

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