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Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25869) - you deserved it (9397)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Maybe he thought you looked fetching

#1 - On 09/05/2011 at 4:52pm by McMike10

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Do you do tricks with peanut butter too?

#5 - On 09/05/2011 at 4:53pm by saintdalman

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