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Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8066) - you deserved it (17098)

On 08/19/2011 at 11:08am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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Sucks but atleast you didn't punch the dog..

#4 - On 08/19/2011 at 12:28pm by lissylauren

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I don't blame you. roosters are fucking annoying as hell

#19 - On 08/19/2011 at 12:35pm by mdizzl

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