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Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44859) - you deserved it (7196)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Upload naked photos of yourself to the internet?
j/k

Just be glad it's only two months I say! A girl hasn't seen me naked since... years. T_T

Fuck my life. :-P

#2 - On 03/01/2009 at 8:09pm by Lick_yer_face

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Oh my god, it's a cat. Cats always do that.

#4 - On 03/01/2009 at 8:22pm by allie2590

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