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Today, my cat was in the bathroom when I was undressing to get into the shower. I realized that he was the only male to have seen me naked in the past two months. Then he started scratching the door for me to let him out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42364) - you deserved it (6819)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:36pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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