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Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9841) - you deserved it (18828)

On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Now you know how Shaggy feels.

#4 - On 07/07/2011 at 7:44pm by RebornProblem

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If they give you the ability to lick your own crotch send some my way, pls.

#10 - On 07/07/2011 at 7:46pm by every1luvsboners

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