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Today, I went to visit my great grandma. I saw that her dog had this red fluid on his ear, so I asked my grandma about it. She said she put red finger nail-polish in his ear so she could tell the difference between 'all' of her dogs. She only has one dog. FML


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On 07/04/2011 at 12:13am - animals - by emegemerald - United States

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she's old.she's makes sense.

#2 - On 07/04/2011 at 6:03am by genesisnirvana

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It's a subtle hint that you're the second dog in that household.

I advise you to check your ear - I'm sure she marked you in your sleep.

#7 - On 07/04/2011 at 6:10am by ambowew

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