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Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbors cat running all over the undry paint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20939) - you deserved it (2241)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:47am - animals - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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The only time you don't want a pussy roll up on your door step...

#2 - On 07/03/2011 at 5:55am by CareFace

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just say you added mini lion foot prints for an awesome look.

#4 - On 07/03/2011 at 5:56am by theten

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