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Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML


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On 05/06/2009 at 10:07am - animals - by pissedoffandon (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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Sorry, but YDI. If it had been a bee, this might be excusable, but not a fly.

#5 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:13pm by ForShame

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Yeah man. I've been there.

Feel your pain.

#18 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:23pm by STVader

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