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Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11002) - you deserved it (43889)

On 05/06/2009 at 10:07am - animals - by pissedoffandon (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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I have moderated so many FMLs that are funnier than this one, but which haven't made it to the front page.

#12 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:15pm by Mortinius

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Oh no, the fly is going to consume you! Better swat it instead of paying attention to where you piss!

YDI, and thank you for making my day :) haha

#2 - On 05/06/2009 at 2:10pm by theluckygirl28

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