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Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30896) - you deserved it (3583)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

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put the dog in her bed and let it shit and piss everywhere. "the dog sitter didn't do her job. next time you do it."

#2 - On 06/16/2011 at 9:56am by sensoon15

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The fuck? I don't know what's worse..the fact that they all went without you or how she referred to you as the dog sitter.

Who wants to vote?

#3 - On 06/16/2011 at 9:56am by A7X_LoVeee

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