[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Illustration by Sang Han
Sang's presentation is on our blog

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

This FML’s original poster has posted further details. Check out the comment our team has singled out

More FMLs?

Fitz's life also sucks
Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines,...

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my...

Iman also deserved it
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!