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Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28668) - you deserved it (3217)

On 05/30/2011 at 8:33pm - animals - by thiswouldonlyhappentome (woman) - Aruba

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who does that kinda shit? NO LIFE ex bf

#4 - On 05/31/2011 at 3:10am by Marktheshark

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Call the cops and get his ass locked up for breaking and entering.

#6 - On 05/31/2011 at 3:11am by BrittanyCelesteP

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