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Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22047) - you deserved it (3898)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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