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Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28858) - you deserved it (5309)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:23pm - animals - by crazycat - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Your cat is an evil genius.
I want it.

#1 - On 05/13/2011 at 5:54pm by Showmehowtolive

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Of course, it was all part of his evil plan.

No stupid dog could elaborate a plot so brilliant.

#2 - On 05/13/2011 at 5:55pm by xFaust

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