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Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML


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On 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm - animals - by coolbeans123 (woman) - Singapore

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that's what my family does except they don't warn me I just kinda step
in it

#2 - On 05/10/2011 at 4:26pm by tencalories

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if it was YOUR cat that vomited, then you shouldn't expect your father to clean it up!!

#3 - On 05/10/2011 at 4:26pm by purfreak

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