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Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28203) - you deserved it (6788)

On 04/24/2011 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Congratulations. Your dog has just made you his bitch.

#11 - On 04/24/2011 at 10:32am by xXshadowrollerXx

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like a boss. lol he got what he wanted.

#6 - On 04/24/2011 at 10:30am by PassTheDutch

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