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Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After calling her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19702) - you deserved it (2778)

On 04/23/2011 at 1:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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your dog wins.

#1 - On 04/23/2011 at 6:11am by andrew_thomson

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what a "bitch"

#3 - On 04/23/2011 at 6:16am by ChopToxicity

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