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Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49506) - you deserved it (8052)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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scrape out the shit and use it as Nutella on your toast. tasty solution ;)

#3 - On 04/20/2011 at 2:19am by theunwiseone

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did you discover this before or after you made your toast?

#6 - On 04/20/2011 at 2:21am by mikejunior88

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