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Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14195) - you deserved it (27393)

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Wow, you are easily entertained.

#2 - On 04/13/2011 at 2:23am by Doortje

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hey, you gotta admit, that is pretty entertaining. haha

#4 - On 04/13/2011 at 2:23am by rocketeer_97

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