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Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML

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On 04/01/2011 at 5:12pm - animals - by poopybed - United States (Illinois)

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I wouldn't get out of bed to poop if I knew someone else would clean it up. Why bother!?

#4 - On 04/01/2011 at 7:20pm by Happygofucky

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YDI.... your dog is sick. if anyone's lazy it's you for not taking the poor thing to the vet.

#13 - On 04/01/2011 at 7:34pm by mrsmcscruggs

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