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Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22022) - you deserved it (3796)

On 03/25/2011 at 10:27pm - animals - by ouch -

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Two pussies, one tub?

(assuming OP is a girl)

#13 - On 03/26/2011 at 3:16am by Gondile

See in context

+8 | 4

poor putty tat

#20 - On 03/26/2011 at 3:24am by krustacea

See in context

+3 | 1

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